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Stupid War Tee - Draft the Billionaires First - Anti-War Political T-Shirt

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If they start the wars, they should fight them too.

The "Draft the Billionaires First" Tee is a protest disguised as punchline — and a punchline that hits like truth. Printed in expressive script and accented by cosmic swirls and battle marks, this design calls out the hypocrisy of sending the poor to fight wars fueled by the rich.

It’s smart. It’s bitter. It’s necessary.

🧠 Politically charged sarcasm from the Stupid War series
💥 Crisp white and black typography over teal blue base
👕 Lightweight, unisex
💬 Loud thoughts, and louder shirts

Because billionaires fund the bullets. But never catch them.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  •  Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.